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I have decided, today is "Do Nice Things for Your Partner Day"
Previously rejected titles include:
Clean All The Things Day
Dirt Inspection Day
Stop Putting off the Housework Alex, You Lazy Slattern, Day
Doom Of Dust Day
Shiny New Microwave Requires Shiny Kitchen Day
Let's Pretend to Our Friends that The Apartment is Always Like This Even Though They've Been Here When It Isn't Day
No Clean Mugs and I Require Tea Day
Conforming to Societally Mandated Gender Roles Day
Sick of Not Being Able to Find Anything Day
Darling if You Ask Me to Wash Your Work Shirts For You Before Going Out It's Best That You Make Sure They're In The Washing Basket And Not in The Giant Heap On the Floor So That When I Do The Laundry They Actually Get Put In The Wash And Not Left There Because I Haven't Got Round To Tidying The Bedroom Yet And I Didn't Spot Them And So Assumed You Meant Work Jumper Which Was In The Basket Only To Find Out Later That There Are Three Dirty Shirts in The Huge Pile So You're Evidently On Your Last One And The Wash Is Already On Day
Forgot The Orange Juice At Tesco Day
Man, I Really Ought To Have Given Isabel That Christmas Present By Now Day
Finding Things In Unexpected Places Day
Enjoying This Day-Naming Too Much Day
Raiders of the Lost Carpet
Cleaning The House Because You Don't Want To Admit You're Scared Of Finishing Your PGCE Application And Submitting Your Novel Manuscript To More Agents Day
Cleaning The House Because You Don't Want To Admit That The Reason For the Latter is Because You're Scared of Setting Up Your New Printer Day...
Previously rejected titles include:
Clean All The Things Day
Dirt Inspection Day
Stop Putting off the Housework Alex, You Lazy Slattern, Day
Doom Of Dust Day
Shiny New Microwave Requires Shiny Kitchen Day
Let's Pretend to Our Friends that The Apartment is Always Like This Even Though They've Been Here When It Isn't Day
No Clean Mugs and I Require Tea Day
Conforming to Societally Mandated Gender Roles Day
Sick of Not Being Able to Find Anything Day
Darling if You Ask Me to Wash Your Work Shirts For You Before Going Out It's Best That You Make Sure They're In The Washing Basket And Not in The Giant Heap On the Floor So That When I Do The Laundry They Actually Get Put In The Wash And Not Left There Because I Haven't Got Round To Tidying The Bedroom Yet And I Didn't Spot Them And So Assumed You Meant Work Jumper Which Was In The Basket Only To Find Out Later That There Are Three Dirty Shirts in The Huge Pile So You're Evidently On Your Last One And The Wash Is Already On Day
Forgot The Orange Juice At Tesco Day
Man, I Really Ought To Have Given Isabel That Christmas Present By Now Day
Finding Things In Unexpected Places Day
Enjoying This Day-Naming Too Much Day
Raiders of the Lost Carpet
Cleaning The House Because You Don't Want To Admit You're Scared Of Finishing Your PGCE Application And Submitting Your Novel Manuscript To More Agents Day
Cleaning The House Because You Don't Want To Admit That The Reason For the Latter is Because You're Scared of Setting Up Your New Printer Day...
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