Other Peoples' Lives

Dear PhD.

I think it's time we reassessed this relationship.

It isn't working. I don't really think it ever has worked. I mean, I hate to say this, but I was never really that into you. I only started this because I didn't think I had any other options at the time. 

Now, though, after 2 years struggling through, pretending like we could make it work, I think it's time to call it quits.

It's not you, it's me.

Actually, sod that, it *is* you. You've been making me miserable. You've been clingy and awful - never letting me do the things that I want, constantly guilt tripping me for not giving you enough attention, and making me feel inadequate and stupid all the time. Also, you weren't as interesting as I had thought, and my God, can you say Golddigger? I know you were really just after my money. And not even giving much back for it. You certainly weren't doing much to help my career.

Not that this isn't partly my fault as well. I mean, I was hardly ideal. I didn't work hard enough at the relationship, but then I think that was because my heart just wasn't in it.

I think we need a clean break. So I've sent the forms off to the university terminating my studies. My supervisor is ok with it, and hopes we can stay friends.

I'm really sorry it had to come to this, but I think, in the end, we're better off without each other.

Regards,

Alex


PS) PhD? I'm sorry, but I've also been sleeping with a Writing career behind your back. We're considering making a go of it. I hope you can be happy for me. :p