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I have decided, today is "Do Nice Things for Your Partner Day"



Previously rejected titles include:

Clean All The Things Day

Dirt Inspection Day

Stop Putting off the Housework Alex, You Lazy Slattern, Day

Doom Of Dust Day

Shiny New Microwave Requires Shiny Kitchen Day

Let's Pretend to Our Friends that The Apartment is Always Like This Even Though They've Been Here When It Isn't Day

No Clean Mugs and I Require Tea Day

Conforming to Societally Mandated Gender Roles Day

Sick of Not Being Able to Find Anything Day

Darling if You Ask Me to Wash Your Work Shirts For You Before Going Out It's Best That You Make Sure They're In The Washing Basket And Not in The Giant Heap On the Floor So That When I Do The Laundry They Actually Get Put In The Wash And Not Left There Because I Haven't Got Round To Tidying The Bedroom Yet And I Didn't Spot Them And So Assumed You Meant Work Jumper Which Was In The Basket Only To Find Out Later That There Are Three Dirty Shirts in The Huge Pile So You're Evidently On Your Last One And The Wash Is Already On Day

Forgot The Orange Juice At Tesco Day

Man, I Really Ought To Have Given Isabel That Christmas Present By Now Day

Finding Things In Unexpected Places Day

Enjoying This Day-Naming Too Much Day

Raiders of the Lost Carpet

Cleaning The House Because You Don't Want To Admit You're Scared Of Finishing Your PGCE Application And Submitting Your Novel Manuscript To More Agents Day

Cleaning The House Because You Don't Want To Admit That The Reason For the Latter is Because You're Scared of Setting Up Your New Printer Day...

Date: 2013-01-24 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trail-of-fire.livejournal.com
I'm revising for a doctrine exam!

THE HOUSE HAS NEVER BEEN SO CLEAN.

I spent three hours at the gym yesterday and have completely redesigned the wardrobe.

Date: 2013-01-25 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penguin-worship.livejournal.com
This made me giggle!

I'm not even in my own house, and i've just finished tidying and hoovering someone else's flat (yes i'm at the Haven). I could claim this was because i am a great friend - but in fact its because i'm trying to avoid writing a report!

Date: 2013-01-25 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] islandgorilla.livejournal.com
'Stop Putting off the Housework Alex, You Lazy Slattern, Day' is my favourite, because it also applies to me and I love the word slattern.

Date: 2013-01-27 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gracewing.livejournal.com
"No Clean Mugs and I Require Tea Day"

Oh I know the pain.... :O And related to this I now own an unholy amount of mugs.

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